I'm not here to find someone who I can have serious and romantic relationships with. I am also not here to find a lad who I can marry. Instead, I am here to find someone who can call time to the dry spell that my pussy is experiencing now.

Roleplaying is the name of the game for me. Despite being old, I still try my best to live up to my fantasies. I love acting as a damsel in distress that is all tied up waiting for my abductors to fuck me senseless.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Going into yoga class after being in the office pushing papers is the remedy to a very bland day. Aside from improving my mental health, it made me flexible enough to make tricky sex positions a breeze to perform.

I see myself as being the oddball in my group of friends. I don't like following trends and dress in pieces that a few of my gals would lovingly tease me about. They don't try to change me and I'd fancy a bloke a lot more if they didn't as well. I wi...

Wearing skin-tight dresses and high heels give me the confidence boost I need to try and pull blokes at the pub. I put in a lot of effort into how I look so if I see a gent who's interested then I make my move. It's a new age, ladies can make the fir...