Lost in love for a while. I'd been in a relationship with the wrong f*cking guy as Jennifer Lopez once said. I'm not ashamed to tell you that I was hurt, but that's a lesson learned. I'm stronger now, and I'm ready to do anything. Any suggestions for...

Give and receive. I'm not always a receiver, and I have no plans of being one. As a lass who is mature enough and thoughtful, it's important that I spend no effort pampering my lover too. It's a small gesture, but I know blokes love it. Don't you?

Make me your cute sex bunny. Tell me all the things you will do to my body when you suddenly find me bound and naked on your bed. I want to be with a naughty lad who can make my ravishing fantasy come true. Let us enjoy our consensual, non-consent pl...

Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.