To some, I am nothing but an old and weak grandma who only knows how to cook and knit. However, I am more than that. I am a horny granny who loves to suck a dick for breakfast and to fuck fit studs for a midnight snack.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.

I'm a huge fan of lads who have a hairy chest and tan skin. They look like Greek gods who came all the way down from heaven to make me feel ecstatic. When you look at their tan legs, you'd realise they look enticing and unbreakable.

I can make a fire while we fuck. Just kidding. But I can assure you that I can heat you and your body up until your dick releases that white magma. Do you want to try? How about you message me and I'll give you a test first. If you pass, you know we'...

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...