Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

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I have come to the conclusion that I am addicted to watching pornography. I tend to spend hours just binging how other people shag each other. It makes me ache to have a prick lodged up my cunt and satisfy me.

My room is full of various colours and sparkles. Ever since I was a child, I've always wanted my room to be vibrant. The more lively my room is, the more energetic I become to do the things that I ought to do as a young lady.

Have my sex toys ready. My flatmate only comes home once a week, and that's good news. On the days that she's not home, my sweet fanny and my wild vibrators can play with each other. Oh, the best part is inserting my four naughty fingers into my fann...

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