I am a delightful lass who is easy peasy to please. All you have to do is say something that will make my bad days better and my good days even better, especially my nights under the sheets. Are you up for the challenge?

I am here looking for a man who has a great sense of humour and a naughty mind. It would be great if someone can just magically appear here because I am not the kind of lass who will message each and every guy that I find interesting.

All of my stuffs are pink. Ooops! Don't scoff at me. ;-) I know you have your favourite colour too. Tell me about it. I'm a great listener, and it interests me to learn weird/funny/new facts from a stranger.

"A knight in shining armour doesn't exist, do they? If they did, a lass like me wouldn't be here scrolling lots of men's profiles. I don't believe in happy endings either. They're just for movies or fairytales. You may think I'm mad or you may th...

You should message me if you are not looking for a serious relationship. My career is what's important to me at this moment, so all I want is a good bloke who can make my strawberry creams and fanny chuffed.

If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.