A bloke with a sense of humour to match his witty attitude, that's who I'm looking for. My life has been boring as ditch water lately and I'd rather not suffer any longer. I'll make sure to show off the sinful tricks I have up my sleeve.

This lass loves trying new restaurants, I love trying new food also love to try EVERYTHING on the menu, and the same can be said with sex!! I hate to feel I'm missing out on something delicious.

I am not as simple as I look. Don't expect me to be easy to read just because I look like a woman who can be easily swept off her feet. It is not that easy to be with me. Proceed at your own risk. Don't tell me I didn't warn you. I am an intimidating...

Are my baps big enough for you, dear? Then is your penis big enough for boob sex? I wonder what you have down there. If you see this message on my bio, will you let me know? If you send me photos, the better.

Dating is not as easy-peasy as one may think. There are different things that need to be considered and understood. Honesty, I find dating troublesome and a complete waste of time. I don't like to date guys, I want to fuck them. It's easier to just c...

I am looking for a man with a big brain and a huge cock. For me, nothing can turn me on than a man who can engage in a meaningful conversation with me. I love to talk about lots of things. It's like foreplay for me when my man and I chat with each ot...