You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.

I'm a simple lady with simple needs, just give me a good thorough shagging and I would be set for the day. But there are times that I would like to be pinned down on various surfaces and pounded until my brain stops functioning. Don't mind the age, I...

Divorced and looking for a hookup. I'm hankering for a cock to gag on, it's been years upon years since I've had a good thorough shagging. I do not want to waste my time sitting around when there's plenty of fit blokes out there who can ravish me.

Angry sex is the best kind of sex there is. The tension in the air when there's a misunderstanding, so thick that one could cut it with a knife, and turning it into carnal fucking. The type of shagging that leaves both of you trying to do better than...

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.