I would like to have a long conversation with a nice lad through chat. I've been bored to death these days. As such, I am looking for a chatmate who can make my days better. I am quite open to all kinds of topics, so don't hesitate to ask me anything...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

I am an outspoken lady who loves to keep things simple and avoid all the complicated stuff as much as I can. I am not here for anything serious like love or whatnots. I only want to have a reliable man who can lend me his cock when I'm feeling down.

When I feel a bit cheeky, I would go out and about wearing no knickers. It makes my heart race and kitty sopping thinking if what would happen is I get caught. I was never this daring when I was half the age I am in now, but maybe one gets more confi...