Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

The best thing about me is my saggy tits. I know that some may find it a turn off, but I am sure there are still a handful of lads who are into old lady's breasts. I assure you will not be disappointed in them.

I'm a woman who believes that she deserves to be rewarded with an exhilarating sex in public while the moon's out lighting me and my partner's body. I'm a woman who believes that getting off should happen every day.

A wild lass who fancies showstoppers - blokes who have the superficial things that really matter in bed. A wild lass who wears her ravishing outfit paired with her sexy thong because she never knows where the day may take her.

No man has ever let me experience the pleasure of cumming over and over again. My pussy is craving for a man who can make me squirt all over the place. Does a man like even exist? I hope he does because this pussy will not overflow with juices withou...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?