Flannel shirt with nothing else on, popcorn, comedy movies with a touch of smut playing on the telly, and lounging on the sofa is the best way to spend the weekend. Would be nice to have a caring bloke share those moments with though.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

I've been trying new dishes in different restaurants. They're all scrummy, but if there's food my tastebud wants to have it again and again, it would be bacon sarni. And oh the bangers as well. Everything about it - sausage, mashed potato, gravy - ta...

I'm the representation of a woman who effortlessly gets irritated by childish conversations and millennial trends. I prefer mature topics that captivate my curiosity and stimulate my naughty brain cells.

There's nothing I want more than to look for a daring and naughty lad who can fulfill my sexual fantasies before I can say knife. I need someone who acts fast and who doesn't await instructions before starting his job to please my body.

Looking for a little naked fun. Well, a LOT of naked fun if I'm honest. Just recently single, so I don't really have any reason not to have fun! If you think you can actually satisfy all my special "spot" then come and say hi!