Always teased for being the lass that has a stick up their arse, I can painfully admit that I am a prude. What I seek is a man who could show me the kind of fun that I'm missing out on, figuratively remove said stick and replace it with something mor...

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

Dominating a seemingly unshakable man is what I crave for. Nothing like taking him down a notch and making him submit to my desires. I do reward good and obedient boys handsomely, I know how to give as much as I take. I just have wicked ways of doing...

Here is the only thing you need to know if you want to have a chat with me. Regular topics bore the hell out of me. I will not hesitate to ignore your messages if the only things you know to talk about are the weather, politics, and religion. We are ...

I'm not the materialistic kind of lass, but geezers easily catch my attention no matter how far they are. It's great to see men in suits and boots. They're very dapper, and it looks like they have a bath or a shower every day, making them smell good.

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.