A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

Sense of humor? Don't be afraid to approach me or rather to send me a message because you think you might not be able to make me laugh. Sense of humor is not as important as shagging, don't you think so?

I'm a lazy bitch who does not want to move a muscle whenever she's having a leg over with someone. I prefer to just be like a lifeless doll who receives pleasure and who gets fucked over and over again without exerting any effort.

If you're planning on messaging me for I look like a hot sugar mommy, think twice. Yes, I'm hot! Thank you. I won't deny that of course. Let me be perfectly clear though that I'm not going to give you expensive presents even if you satisfy me. I may ...

I love going to parties and drinking from dusk till dawn. Too bad my body can't keep up with my wild lifestyle any longer. I can now feel the signs of being an old hag. I hope I still have a lot of time and energy left in me because I would like to c...

Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.