"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

I always catch one of my son's mates checking me out since the first time he got invited home. Years after my divorce, this lad came around for what I thought was a friendly visit but it turned out it was more than that. Long story short, some lads t...

You're right. I'm a good-looking lass who loves shagging ever night. I enjoy being pumped hard while on a hard bed. I'm into the gentle kind of sex. My desire for sex grows stronger whenever I'm with someone rough.

I'm not a picky lady. All I want is to spend my days being happy. I love to have all kinds of fun - may it be sexual or not. I enjoy exploring different historical places. I would love to explore your body too! That is if you'll allow me.