Let this be a warning. I am not an easy woman to handle. You need a lot of energy and time to make me do what you want. There is a low chance you will taste what I can offer if you only half-assed our conversation. You should give me your full attent...

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Let's just say that I am already an expert when it comes to giving mindblowing performances in bed. Not to brag but I do have the skills and talent that can make you bust a nut before you can say knife.

Doing it in the park in the middle of the night with two blokes is the ultimate fantasy. Though you will not hear any complaints from me even if I could only have one dick in me. I just want the thrill that comes with fucking outside and maybe gettin...

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

I'm a homebody when it comes to chillin', but I could appreciate spending time out-of-doors especially, being out in the woods. I always manage my life to be genuine, honest, and drama-free to the fullest.