Who doesn't love compliments? I'm not talking about insincere-sounding flattery though. I'm referring to sincere compliments that'll make you smile from ear to ear. If you love that, hit me up right away.

Disciplining a misbehaving schoolboy, that fantasy has always intrigued me as well as stir me up until I have to cross my legs to appease my aching cunt. Oh to have the opportunity to tie up and spank a fit lad's arse who is years younger than me, he...

My naughty hands are fond of stroking a huge penis until it becomes hard. These sensual lips lick and suck knobs in the most erotic way. Believe it or not, but my blowjob skills can send you to paradise.

The time has come for me to finally get out of my comfort zone and do something I've never done before. I had been content with having romantic sex that I didn't have a chance to be bolder than one would imagine.

Flowers... Flowers... Flowers... Beautiful flowers surrounding me relaxes me in a way that I forget I haven't been watered lately. Lol. Is there someone out there who's been dying to sprinkle his hot cream into someone's fanny?

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.