This lass loves trying new restaurants, I love trying new food also love to try EVERYTHING on the menu, and the same can be said with sex!! I hate to feel I'm missing out on something delicious.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I really think that life is not all beer and skittles. There are really times when we need to endure some difficulties just to get what we want. Just like when having sex, we need to move and sweat a lot first before we achieve the satisfaction we wa...

When you sprinkle me with your loads, you'd want to have more of me. I'm someone who may seem dirty with all of your hot cream all over me. On the contrary, I'm the lass you'd crave for because I'm the perfect combination of a woman who's dirty and p...