I want to become the greatest lady in the world in terms of pleasing a man. For that to happen, I will need a lot of practice. I am looking for a bloke willing to be with me as I hone my skills. Let me try out my talents for you. I assure you that yo...

I do cardio exercise, zumba, and yoga. I've met a lot of people who became my friends. It's unbelievable. 20 years from now, I might still see myself dancing with the rhythm at full throttle. Though it won't be just me.

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

Whatever happened to chivalry? As a young lass who was brought up by my loving parents, I'm willing to have a friends with benefits relationship with gents who genuinely love opening doors for women like me.

On a cold weather, I drink to be sloshed. It's the best way to stay warm if a bloke is not beside me to keep me warm with his touch and hot kisses all over my body. If the weather is normal, I stay out in the garden to receive the fresh rays of m...

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.