I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Have you ever tried getting so horny that you started rubbing yourself in the middle of the living room? I did and I wasn't aware that one of my son's mates visited. He walked in on me while I was starkers with eyes closed, when I did notice him it w...

I am the type of lady that you will not get with sweet words. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but I hate it when men try to flirt with me using corny jokes or thoughtful words. I want to be teased hard. Tell me what you will do when ...

I am a mature cougar who loves to hunt young men with big dicks. One thing I hate the most in the world is a handsome man with a small cock. I only cum when I am being fucked by a 6-inch tool or longer.

Leaving the past behind and on the stage of moving on from a recent divorce. It wasn't me. It's my best friend and her husband. Why am I so affected? Let me tell you, I liked the bloke. Oh, that's incorrect. I "like" him, but he had to leave. To forg...