My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

No need for introductions. Let's get right to business. If you can grind inside me the way you want it, how would you do it? Tell me everything, including the small details. I should have a vivid image of it to send me to sleep.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

When you're with me, you won't be pressured to do the things you're uncomfortable to do. I don't ask much. You don't have to be wild if you're the shy type of man. All I'm after is a meaningful conversation to make me sleep soundly at night.

Giving satisfaction is no problem for me, I know what blokes like and how to make them moan and whine out loud. I want a lad that would not disappoint me like the countless others I have hooked up with. I'm gonna cast my line and see if I could get a...