I miss those days - climbing trees, hiking, waking up early to see the rising of the sun and the sea of clouds. I'd surely go hiking again in the future. I might try going to Mt. Everest or in Mt. Elbrus.

I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.

I am not a clingy and demanding lady who wants all of your time and attention to be devoted to me. I am also not the kind of lady who prefers being romantic. On the contrary, I am the kind of lady who prefers to be flirty, naughty, and uncommitted.

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

Lately, I have been feeling lonely, I broke up with my boyfriend and I now realize that I can not love like this. I need someone to comfort me. He must be someone who is a little bit wild and crazy but also knows how to keep a lady happy. Don't worry...