I'm not a complicated lass who does not know what she wants in life. Also, I'm not a choosy babe who has extremely high standards in men. The only thing that I want is for someone to please every inch of my body in various ways.

Being all by myself helps me think about my goals clearly. On the flip side, it has also kept me awake at night. When I'm wide awake, I have vivid images of me and another person kissing passionately on the kitchen countertop.

I had been in a few serious relationships that failed, but I will never get tired of loving. However, I just quit thinking that Prince Charming really exists and that he's probably lurking here on the site or somewhere... just for me.

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Not a cheerleader who wears short skirts and jumps high above the sky. I'm a tempting lass who brings class to the table. I'm a modest lady in the streets and a wild one when given the chance to be alone with a charming man.

Playing the piano has been my outlet when I feel lonely from not being watered. A simple tap of my fingers on the keys send me to a different state, making me forget my cravings for sex. This place is another outlet too. A good one.