I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

I play video games even though I may have the classy look on me. When I and ex lived together, we used to play video games as a means to hang out together when we're too lazy to go on a romantic date.

I'm not getting younger and I've already accepted that. But what I can't accept is the fact that most blokes are into the younger generation. I mean, why can't they just prefer a mature lady like me who can bring them the utmost pleasure and satisfac...

Ever since the children moved out to pursue their own lives, the house has been rather empty. My late husband was a gem but gone too soon. I want the loneliness that settled in to go away and I think that finding a youthful partner would remedy that.

A caring lass with a fit body, that's how I would describe myself. I do get disappointed when blokes come my way thinking that I'm a slag, so I hope I don't get any sleazy messages. I want someone who can take care of my needs, stir my imagination to...

Father Time is slowly catching up on me. I am beginning to be scared, and at the same time, desperate. I don't want to grow old alone, with no one to fuck me every time I feel the urge. I hope I can find a decent man as soon as possible.