My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

No one can ever please you like the way how I can do it. I'll always make sure to drain my man and keep him wanting more. I have this unique set of skills that will surely take you to heaven. If you want to try it out, you must first show me through ...

Can you make me moan out loud while pounding me from behind? I love doggystyle sex because my man's dick can reach all the way of my womb. It has been a long time since I've been fucked hard. Maybe you can help me experience the delight of being roug...

I'm a sweet, honest, caring, and funny lady. Plus I'm also incredibly romantic that I go the extra mile to prove how much a man means to me. I believe that if it's worth it, you gotta work hard for it.

Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

I may be randy all the time, but I'm not a whore or a slapper. Stop having that impression that I sleep with all the men I meet somewhere. It's hard to believe with the way I look and dress, but if you try to know me better, you'll know it's the trut...