I just recently heard from Chinese whispers that the lad for me and my sexual needs is here. I was doubtful at first, but in the end I decided to give it a go because I know that I’ve got nothing to lose if I try. Message me if you think that youâ€...

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

For the past few weeks, my life has been nothing but dull as a ditchwater. And I’ve been looking for ways to turn it into something more exciting and meaningful. Any help from a charming lass will be greatly appreciated.

I miss the way a man makes me feel, but most of all I miss how he jackhammers me with all his strength. Does that kind of man still exist? If so, please let me know. I'm dying to experience ecstacy with you.

I'm always excited to share my experiences as well as to listen to other people's experiences. When I talk to people, I want the clock to stop ticking, so we don't need to sleep. We can chew the fat for a long time and do something different on my be...

My life revolves around getting drunk and wasted. I really can't recollect the last time I was sober. It's when I'm drunk that my confidence is overflowing, sexiness is oozing, and my feelings are genuine.